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How do I even tumblr?

I mostly reblog other people's reblogs with occasional interruptions detailing my weight loss and fitness goals and my progress towards those goals.
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jonsnowbadass:

Buy Game of Thrones Merchandise ==> http://bit.ly/19zIiWD

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out-of-teh-ashes:

therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

omg

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audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

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crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.

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a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
jarofbees jarofbees Said:

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

wilwheaton:

The current SCOTUS is a fucking nightmare.

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Found out that most of my belted dresses now look like crap on me because the faux waist they provided was much lower than my own. Who knew that there would be clothes that look worse on me now that I’m rid of the spare tire?

I know that I need to add 1 and 1 to get 2, but I don’t know how to draw a plus sign.