I guess this thing needs a title

How do I even tumblr?

I mostly reblog other people's reblogs with occasional interruptions detailing my weight loss and fitness goals and my progress towards those goals.
Who I Follow

katswenski:

Cute Little Rascals!

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thisdanobrien:

I was sitting in a Dunkin Donuts in New Jersey trying to work and these two women came up to me and tried to sell me cologne and I said “No, I’m working” and they said “Please, you deserve a break,” and I don’t know how to be assertive because I want to make sure everyone has a good time and so I…

doingthingsinthedesert:

fuckmogar:

hella-nootella:

anti-slumber:

zlizthefangirl:

These are the heroes of our generation.

These teachers need to relax like for real

Last year when my teacher asked who wanted to present first I screamed
"I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE"

He did the whole three finger solute and whistle

#IM LAUGHING REALL Y HARD YOU CAN APPLY THESE TO THE ACHIEVEMENT HUNTERES #HUNTERS #THE FIRST ONE IS LINDSAY #THE LAST THREE ARE MICHAEL #GAVIN #AND RAY RESPECTIVELY #GEOFF PROBABLY DID THE SUPERMAN THING #AND RYAN WAS PROBABLY THE ‘HALF-BREED’ ONE #AnD JACK WAS THE STUDENT WHO CHALLENGED THE TEACHER OVER THE MILE #JESUS CHRIST IM In TEARS

I really hope Alex’s parents called the school and raised hell though.

thefrogman:

Reversed GIFs [imgur]

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doingthingsinthedesert:

highlyglamorous:

I just want people to come cuddle and watch animated movies with me while we make bracelets and eat cupcakes!

38000 people agree. One of them should call me and come over. Or more. Slumber party. My house. Whenever. Who’s in?

ME.

Someday when I have time.

sleepyweasel17 can come too.

sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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uhmeliamay:

*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*

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ghostie-pie:

sjaejones:

neuroticmarshmallow:

sexy inexplicable melancholy

I think the time is ripe to reblog this.

i once tried telling my mom about “sexy inexplicable melancholy” and she looked at me like i was insane

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