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I mostly reblog other people's reblogs with occasional interruptions detailing my weight loss and fitness goals and my progress towards those goals.
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ideasandconvictions said: is this for Windy Winds Sandy Sands or another game?

Different game. I haven’t even heard from the WWSS DM about what I should try for that campaign, or when we’re even playing.

You’ll be pleased to know I’m FINALLY creating my halfling beekeeper druid for a different campaign.

Somehow got a DM to approve a samurai weretiger. How does one roleplay a (male) 19th century Japanese warrior without seeming kinda racist? I’m really only good at 19th century German caricatures.

I worry I’ll just end up playing the same 21st century white girl all my characters turn out to be, and that’ll be boring.

> Wish I had a gym
> Suddenly Groupon for the gym 200 yards from my house
> I’ll never retire

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

pocketpadfoot:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Remus Lupin lost all of his best friends in one night and spent 12 years thinking one of them was the murderer of the others and then it came out that he wasn’t but then that friend died anyway and just when he thought he could maybe build a life with someone he loved after all he was killed
Fuck everything

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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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breelandwalker:

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undeadseanbean:

nonhoration:

earthlydreams:

This is so cool! But what country are they from? “Africa” is really vague.

Their names are Duro-Aina Adebola, Akindele Abiola, Faleke Oluwatoyin, and Bello Eniola and they’re from Lagos, Nigeria. There’s a neat video about them here.

boost the fuck out of this, and make sure you include their goddamn names and country of origin.

THIS IS FABULOUS! Well done, ladies!

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tastefullyoffensive:

Synchronized waking up. [x]